From the annals of pre-Blog Kipness, a time I call "Prekipstory..."
Between August 1999 and February 2002, I maintained a list of self-quotations. These are excerpts from Instant Messages, e-mails, personal profiles, random scribblings, and real life conversations. You may have already heard these in one form or another, if you took part in one of the exchanges that produced them. But these are the canonical, official versions. The Word of Kip.These are arranged, roughly, in reverse chronological order.
On with the weirdness...
01 August 1999 through 03 March 2000: The Beginning of the Beginning
03 March 2000 through 19 November 2000: The Middle of the Beginning
19 November 2000 through 02 February 2002: The End of the Beginning
| About The Kip |
| The Kip is, in real life, Reverend Christopher Delmar Paul "Kip" Keim the First. The Kip is the progeny of a long line of highly intelligent but mentally-unstable individuals. The Kip has been repeatedly labeled "too smart for his own good" by a multitude of teachers, counselors, administrators, and shrinks. The Kip lacks educational credentials of any kind aside from a GED and an A+ but is smarter than 95% of the general population -- given The Kip's ancestry and upbringing, he's an extraneous data point on the controversial bell curve. The Kip is an ordained minister in the ULC. The Kip is a lifelong sufferer of a Cassandra complex. The Kip likes to refer to himself in the third person. The Kip probably hates you, even if he doesn't know you. |
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